{"id":3278,"date":"2012-12-31T18:36:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-31T18:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lurdinha.org\/site\/?p=3278"},"modified":"2013-01-02T22:28:20","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T22:28:20","slug":"fim-de-governo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lurdinha.org\/site\/fim-de-governo\/","title":{"rendered":"Fim de Governo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lurdinha.org\/site\/?attachment_id=3279\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3279\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3279\" alt=\"Duque de Caxias\" src=\"http:\/\/lurdinha.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/Duque-de-Caxias-300x224.gif\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A noite ainda envolvia Zito quando um criado adentrou seu quarto. P\u00f4s na mesa a l\u00e2mpada a \u00f3leo, aproximou-se lentamente da cama e, para acord\u00e1-lo entoou com voz suave o hino da manh\u00e3: \u201cDesperta em tormentas! Que a tua corrup\u00e7\u00e3o sejas tranq\u00fcila!\u201d Se esse mesmo chamado era usado na C\u00e2mara Municipal, era porque o alcaide era o representante dos esp\u00edritos imundos na terra. Ainda Sonolento, Zito abriu os olhos, espregui\u00e7ou-se e sentou-se \u00e0 beira da cama. O criado lhe cobriu com um fino tecido de linho onde se via os s\u00edmbolos da cidade de Duque de Caxias e os dois se dirigiram \u00e0 Sala de reuni\u00e3o da Prefeitura onde se realizavam ritos inerentes \u00e0 fun\u00e7\u00e3o do Soberano, mas n\u00e3o sem antes passar pelo seu cerimonial de falta de higiene matinal.<br \/>\nAssim que Zito chegou \u00e0 sala principal, baba-ovos, criados e toda a gentalha que se beneficia indevidamente com as mais diversas falcatruas declamaram em un\u00edssono, o corpo ligeiramente inclinado em sinal de respeito: \u201cSalve senhor de Caxias! Deus do Lixo! Que governes eternamente!\u201d Um paga-pau conhecido por fazer propaganda no Facebook em nome do salafr\u00e1rio avan\u00e7ou em sua dire\u00e7\u00e3o e o convidou a instalar-se diante de uma pequena bacia, enquanto um ajudante apanhava um jarro para despejar chorume sobre suas m\u00e3os; a opera\u00e7\u00e3o se desenrolou diante de um vereador que recitava diferentes f\u00f3rmulas protetoras destinadas a preservar o desvio de verbas e a vida do \u201cRei\u201d. Seguiu-se o momento em que Zito purificou o interior de seu corpo inalando o g\u00e1s metano que ficava hermeticamente guardado num recipiente forjado em ouro. Conclu\u00eddo o ritual Zito pode enfim declamar: \u201cEstou puro! Estou puro!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ricardo Villa Verde<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A noite ainda envolvia Zito quando um criado adentrou seu quarto. 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